Timing? Eff Yes

An earthquake happened while Judge Judy was giving a verdict. It's as if God wanted to do a favor for YouTube.

Drinking Tea

College Humor

Ok, so they get about 10 million times the hits I get, but I'm still gonna say that CollegeHumor is mediocre at best.

Blaspheming? Eh.

TBS

Bill Engvall is so bad that it has come to the point where I mute my television when his commercial comes on. No joke.

Wikipedia

Editing the Wikipedia page for my hometown.

I added myself to the Famous Residents section as a champion of awesomeness.

Eff yes.

Disaster!

I just saw a train get hit by lightning. No joke.

Notifying proper authorities.

Dark Knight

I thought I would be seeing a movie about a black man trying to work through mid-evil prejudice and become a professional jouster. Then Batman shows up.

What's the deal?

S'Mores

Making S'mores.

How you ask, does one roast a marshmallow in an apartment with no flame in sight?

Magic.

Chex Mix

Eating Chex Mix.

In a perfect world, somebody would remove the pretzels for me.

Now they're stuck in my molars. Great.

Project Runway

Watching Project Runway

I'm curious as to how many "OMG" texts happen during the commercials of this show.

Well then

It seems as if members on my buddy list are becoming less lazy and more creative with their away messages.

Is this blog actually making a difference?

Mens Health

Mens Health said that I'm not fit if I can't run a 6 minute mile.

It heightened my urge to kick somebody in the nuts.

Waffles

Waffle Making Trick (for those without toasters) - Stick 3 instant waffles into the oven, and while they are toasting, continuously take small bites from one of them. That is the tester waffle. Once that tastes good, take the others out.

Voila!

Fan

If a fan is on me its too cold, and if its off me its too hot. Will it work if pointed at my ceiling?


(5 minutes later) - Apparently they need air behind them to circulate. Who knew?

David Blane

I want David Blane to hold his breath again, and while he is under I want to replace everything around him with a dark cave with a light at the end of it.

Why can't I think of normal things?

Heroes

The Dark Knight - Why so serious?

Hancock - Why so stupid?

Harvey Pekar

I found the works a of man who might actually be lazier than me.

Reading American Splendor.

Comic Book Store

Just bought old Mad Magazines.

Reading original satires of American Graffiti and MASH.

Not a good time to bother me.

Hatin'

Can't talk. I'm busy hatin' the haters.

But...does that make me a hater?

Hip Hop is tough work.

Snacks

Switching from Wheat Thins to Triscuits for the next few months.

Big Change.

Resistance is Futile

The moment I learn to block internet pop-ups I get bombarded with Windows Update Notifications.

I can't win.

Scrubs

Watching Scrubs.

Anybody else notice Dr. Cox touch his nose every time he speaks?

I need a new hobby.

Back Home

Back to Boston, back to my sitcom reruns and within them, beautiful sarcasm.

Relieved.

Glutton Bowl

Missing from the glutton bowl - melted butter drinking contest.

Reading professional speed eating techniques.

Email

Thought: Would Gmail be successful if it didn't rhyme with email?

This is what keeps me up at night.

Checking my email.

Food!

Note to self - 1am snacks make tummy aches.

Digesting.

Water

I drink filtered water, and then I'm told to rinse my cup out with tap water before putting it back. Anybody else see a problem here?


Working out

July 4th

USA vs Japan. The rematch.

Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Contest in Coney. Be there.

Morning Cartoons

There's no more Garfield in the LA Times, yet Rex Morgan MD, which has precisely no meaning to anybody, still prints.


I'm making a picket sign. It's gonna be a long day.

Blast from the Past

Rather than merely tell you what I am doing, I allow you to join me:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=47rV_IXgfBE

Minesweeper

I see random numbers and dots when I blink and my wrist is sore.


The gamers call it minesweeper condition. I call it the road to victory.

Environmentalism

I'm reading tips on how to be green and none mention a NASA mission to throw all the garbage into the black hole.

Way to suck, scientists.