Comcast

You ever press that little info button on your TV remote? I've realized that according to Comcast every single film ever made is a coming of age character study. Cinematic buzzwords which tell me nothing.


Watching TV.

Segway Cop

Today, while running, I saw a police officer on a segway. It made me think about the perfect ending to a creepy futuristic atmosphere movie, with the final sane-minded guy running and tripping while there is just a line of police officers, moving slowly toward him on their segways, with no look in their eyes...


Steven Spielberg move over.

Not that I'm Arrogant...

Somebody tried to give me a tip for an away message to put on here. I told her that I'd rather watch Traveling Sisterhood Pants while listening to Star Jones describe to me how it would go if she were to have "relations" with Gilbert Godfrey.


Trying to think of a kickass away message so she thinks I have reason to act this way. And failing.

Metal Discrimination

So if we say that a man is made of tin, then he is just some douche bag from The Wizard of Oz. But apparently if he is made of iron, well then, watch out!

This is a typical case of metal discrimination and I for one will not stand for it.


OK I will just this once, for Robert Downey Jr.


At the movies.