Not that I'm Arrogant...

Somebody tried to give me a tip for an away message to put on here. I told her that I'd rather watch Traveling Sisterhood Pants while listening to Star Jones describe to me how it would go if she were to have "relations" with Gilbert Godfrey.


Trying to think of a kickass away message so she thinks I have reason to act this way. And failing.

Fatty

So I eat a big meal to celebrate the end of my finals and now on my first day of work, none of my pants fit. Super.

Can I suck in my gut for another 5 hours? Only time will tell.

Dryer Battle

Time and again, this dryer had beaten me in a battle of wits. I dry my clothing, pay, and end up with moist clothing. No more will i cower to a mere machine!

Is victory worth the cost of paying for three dry cycles? Wear some wet undies and socks for a day and ask yourself the same question.


Waiting for my laundry. Give me a call.