Yet another epitome of Irony and Conflict

At my lunch break at work.

Eating fried chicken and mozzarella sticks while reading Mens Health.

The Epitome of Conflict and Irony

Lifting weights and watching Mona Lisa Smile.

Fatty

So I eat a big meal to celebrate the end of my finals and now on my first day of work, none of my pants fit. Super.

Can I suck in my gut for another 5 hours? Only time will tell.